The Joy of Sexual Physics

                                                                        with Dr John

 "Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics"

Quantum sexual physics

It wasn't me... it was the rest of the Universe

Observing sex at the speed of light

Ejaculation at the speed of light

Sex with genital piercings is a matter of electrodynamics

The butterfly swimmer effect

Relativistic penile length enhancement

The wormhole-assisted masturbation technique

Top 10 reasons why sex at the speed of light is not an advisable form of procreation


Got a problem, or even just a question?
Pour it all out to John.
Since the end of the twentieth century, Dr John Marshall, Ph.D. Sexual Physics has been a sex and relationships writer taking the little-known sexual wisdom from the ivory tower realm of the theoretical physicist to the layperson.
Feel free to write to him at johnmm@ucla.edu or you can visit his webpage at www.sexualphysics.com.

© John Marshall, 2003